"Larry," a derivatives trader
Him: So, you do coke?
Me: Um...no?
Me: Um...no?
...
Him: Let's say I make one million dollars a year.
Me: Let's say.
Me: Let's say.
Him: Six weeks vacation. One million dollars.
Me: This is your value proposition?...
Him: OK. Let's play "Hot or Not." Michael Jordan?
Me: Not.
Him: I would have said hot. Bill Clinton?
Me: Not.
Him: I would have said hot. Madonna?
Me: Not.
Him: Angelina Jolie?
Me: Not.
Him: Brad Pitt?
Me: Not.
Him: Are you kidding me? Have you even seen Thelma and Louise?
...
Him: So, what do you do, outside of work?
Me: I have a lot of projects.
Him: Projects. That sounds mysterious. I won't ask.
Me: Wise.
Him: Creepy! How you said that! It's like Silence of the Lambs. It's like, "I f--k myself!" Do you remember that scene?
Me: I have to get going.
2 comments:
ROFL!!!!
OMFG, I don't even want to hear the parts you left out.
Did you put Visine in his water before you left? It really does work. This is a perfect example of why one should carry it at all times.
OK, actually I do want to know about the left outs. Please share!
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