I was chatting with our friend Cheap Girl, and the topic of Colleen came up.
Cheap Girl: I'd take a bullet for her
Me: And she would shoot someone for you
Which got me to thinking. Would I take a bullet for anyone? Maybe. More likely I'd kill, but probably not with a gun.
My preferred fantasy revenge method is drowning. As in, kittens, burlap sack, rope, rocks and a murky, swift moving river. Or, asshole dude, burlap sack, cement, cabin cruiser and the deep dark ocean. The beauty of my method is the potential for variety.
And you?
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20 gauge. But there's something I love about the word "defenestration"...
My favorite is called reverse, clutch in, then punching the gas. Repeat as necessary.
Ah, the thud and thump is just like drying your sneakers at the laundromat.
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