Migraine

Me: (leans out of cab and throws up) Rwarrrrhhh!
Cab driver: Cute. Real cute.

Enroute to Home

Destination: Ballpark to Home

Fare: $18 $19 (Because Chief was with me and he always makes me add to the tip)

Conversation gold:
Driver: Mercifully quiet, earning his extra tip
Chief: There aren't any starters on this team.
Cat: We used to have a scary team.
Chief: Yeah, five years ago.
Cat: You mean six years ago.
Chief: No, five.
Cat: We got married six years ago. That was a good team.
Chief: No, in 2001 we saw Barry break a record and that team lose the wildcard. We watched Estes and Ortiz walk everyone.
Cat: Oh, right, all those fat pitchers. The next year was better.
Chief: I know.

Enroute to Pacific Heights

Destination: Dinner party

Fare: $14

Conversation gold:

Him: Which short story writers do you like?

Me: George Saunders!

Him: Dennis Lehane!

Me: Peter Ho Davies!

Him: Dennis Johnson!

Me: Alice Munro!

Him: Guy de Maupassant!

Me: You win.

Enroute to "The Women," part deux

Destination: The Mission to the Castro Theatre
Fare: $9
Conversation gold: "May I tell you something? I really like your style of dress. You're very covered. It shows you respect your body as a woman. In my country, we like women with respect."

Enroute to "The Women"

Destination: Downtown to Castro Theatre
Fare: $17
Conversation gold: "I don't need to wear no seatbelts, driver was decapitated by one!" accompanied by (mock) demonstration.