Monday, August 13, 2007

Forget Rehab, What About Jail?


I'm no legal expert, but if I know the contents of Amy Winehouse's drug OD regurgitation, then it stands to reason that the authorities know, too. So why isn't she under arrest?

I mean, it's still illegal to do ecstasy, coke or heroin, never mind all three, right? She admitted to this, and more, all over the interwebs. Not to get all technical, but that sounds like a confession to me.

What, doesn't Commissioner Gordon have DSL down at the Hall of Justice? Should we print out a copy of the Perez post and mail it to him?

And we should totally add a note telling them to rush that squad car over for her. If this before and after shot is any indication, Amy's five minutes from Keith Richards Heroin-Induced Living Death. Iggy Pop pulls it off, but on her it seems less "tribute" and more "lack of imagination."

1 comment:

colleen said...

In the first photo she looks like she's about to lay an egg.